12 Steps for Reading The 13th Step.
1. Thelma & Louise are pseudonyms for real people.
2. The things you are reading really happened. They are not fictionalized.
3. If you know who Thelma & Louise are, please keep it to yourself. If you insist on outing us, please email us first. Have some basic decency.
4. If you know who Thelma & Louise are, do not tell their old rehab friends about this website. That would be annoying and counterproductive to hearing Thelma & Louise tell their story.
5. Please provide Thelma & Louise with feedback. We're not the real Thelma & Louise, we don't have guns, and we won't drive our car into the Grand Canyon. So, just give it to us straight.
6. If you would like the role of J.D. (Brad Pitt's role in the movie), please contact us ASAP. We're currently reviewing applications.
7. If you have questions, ask them. If we want to, we'll answer them. Simple.
8. If you're wanting our opinion on whether your child has a drinking or drug problem, you're not going to get it. We are not professionals. We don't know you. But if you're willing to ask complete strangers for this type of advice, you're probably pretty desperate. You should get professional help.
9. No, we cannot hook you up or score some dope for you.
10. Yes, the 'rehab' we met at is really a cult. You should run if you ever encounter it.
11. Yes, we're really best friends. In real life. We didn't meet on the internet. And no, we don't do girl-on-girl, so quit asking. Sheesh.
12. Finally, what you read here or hear here, stays here. Unless, that is, you know someone in the publishing industry. [wink wink, nudge nudge]
2. The things you are reading really happened. They are not fictionalized.
3. If you know who Thelma & Louise are, please keep it to yourself. If you insist on outing us, please email us first. Have some basic decency.
4. If you know who Thelma & Louise are, do not tell their old rehab friends about this website. That would be annoying and counterproductive to hearing Thelma & Louise tell their story.
5. Please provide Thelma & Louise with feedback. We're not the real Thelma & Louise, we don't have guns, and we won't drive our car into the Grand Canyon. So, just give it to us straight.
6. If you would like the role of J.D. (Brad Pitt's role in the movie), please contact us ASAP. We're currently reviewing applications.
7. If you have questions, ask them. If we want to, we'll answer them. Simple.
8. If you're wanting our opinion on whether your child has a drinking or drug problem, you're not going to get it. We are not professionals. We don't know you. But if you're willing to ask complete strangers for this type of advice, you're probably pretty desperate. You should get professional help.
9. No, we cannot hook you up or score some dope for you.
10. Yes, the 'rehab' we met at is really a cult. You should run if you ever encounter it.
11. Yes, we're really best friends. In real life. We didn't meet on the internet. And no, we don't do girl-on-girl, so quit asking. Sheesh.
12. Finally, what you read here or hear here, stays here. Unless, that is, you know someone in the publishing industry. [wink wink, nudge nudge]
posted by Louise at 11/18/2005 10:32:00 AM
